We’re still thinking of baby names and Audrey is daily giving her two cents.
“Mom, I really like Marcus. Let’s name the baby Marcus.”
In anticipation of the baby’s arrival, she’s been doing some reminiscing of her own. Apparently, she’s got a supernatural memory because one day, she recalled:
” I remember when I was born, Daddy cut my belly-button. It was a little ouchie, but I was okay.”
We were at the perinatologist’s office today and I was laying on the ultrasound bed waiting for the doctor to come in. He was taking a while to show up, but I had an urgent need to go to the restroom.
Me: I REALLY have to go to the bathroom.
Mike: Then, just go.
Audrey: (appalled, gasping) But Dad!! She’s not wearing a diaper!!